Category: Hodgepodge

Posts about this and that, things that really don’t fit into any other category.

Moe Resolutions

Like all people, I too like making resolutions that I have very little intention of actually accomplishing. So here is my list of two (well, two that have anything to do with this website).

3 Things That Should No Longer Exist

The last time I checked, it was the future. You can order both pizzas and prostitutes from a mini-computer that also acts as a phone. Cars can drive themselves, bionic body parts give paralyzed people the ability to walk again, and we can destroy any country with a fleet of aircraft flown from someone’s basement in Nevada.


I generally don’t make resolutions on January 1st. The way I look at it, the first of January is too arbitrary of a point for making drastic life changes. Generally, I do my resolutions on April 22 – when I have physically completed a full orbit around the sun, in relation to the day when I actually began to exist.


Hello again, fellow workers! (For the record, I’d planned to make regular posts, but the campaign and the election resulted in me being so fucking angry, I didn’t bother.)