Category: Hodgepodge

Posts about this and that, things that really don’t fit into any other category.

Moe Resolutions

Like all people, I too like making resolutions that I have very little intention of actually accomplishing. So here is my list of two (well, two that have anything to do with this website).

3 Things That Should No Longer Exist

The last time I checked, it was the future. You can order both pizzas and prostitutes from a mini-computer that also acts as a phone. Cars can drive themselves, bionic body parts give paralyzed people the ability to walk again, and we can destroy any country with a fleet of aircraft flown from someone’s basement in Nevada.

Resolutions

I generally don’t make resolutions on January 1st. The way I look at it, the first of January is too arbitrary of a point for making drastic life changes. Generally, I do my resolutions on April 22 – when I have physically completed a full orbit around the sun, in relation to the day when I actually began to exist.

Comrades!

Hello again, fellow workers! (For the record, I’d planned to make regular posts, but the campaign and the election resulted in me being so fucking angry, I didn’t bother.)